Így legyen:

Mindenkinek Boldog karácsonyt!

És itt az eredeti is John Lennon-tól:

Ezek is ajándékba készültek:

Só-liszt gyurma mécsestartó

 10 dkg liszt, 10 dkg só, fél teáskanál étolaj, kb 1 dl víz, a díszítéshez szegfűbors

 A hozzávalókat összegyúrjuk. Ha nagyon kemény, vizet, ha túl lágy, akkor lisztet adunk még hozzá. Sütikiszúró formákkal különböző alakokat vágunk ki belőle, szegfűborssal díszítjük, majd a sütőben alacsony hőfokon szárítjuk. A végén a közepére illatos teamécsest ragasztunk (célszerű ragasztópisztollyal), és már kész is az ajándékunk.

Mézeskalács figurák

50 dkg liszt, 1,5 kiskanál szódabikarbóna, 1 evőkanál mézeskalács fűszer, 15 dkg porcukor, 15 dkg vaj, 1 mackós méz, 2 tojás, dekortoll cukormáz a díszítéshez

A lisztet a szódabikarbónával, a fűszerkeverékkel és a porcukorral összeszitálom és belemorzsolom a vajat. Ha már jó morzsalékos, beledolgozom a mézet és a tojásokat, és addig gyúrom, amíg közepesen kemény tésztát kapok. A sütőt (hőlégkeveréses esetén) 160 fokra előmelegítem, a tepsit sütőpapírral kibélelem. A sütési hőfok normál sütőben 180 fok. A tésztát a kiszúró formákkal kiszaggatom, a tepsire helyezem, majd kb 8 perc alatt készre sütöm. A végén a dekortoll cukormázzal díszítem.

Itt a teljes történet:

A little known Christmas fact

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves 1 were sick, and the trainee elves 2 did not produce  the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus 3 told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This 4 stressed  Santa even more. When he 5 went to harness the reindeer, he 6 found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and 7 were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he 8 began to load the sleigh, one of the boards 9 cracked and the toy bag 10 fell to the ground and 11 scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa 12 went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he 13 found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he 14 dropped the coffee pot and it 15 broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He 16 went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell 17 rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He 18 opened  the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel 19 said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel 20 came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

Remélem, ez a kis karácsonyi történet másnak is annyira fog tetszeni, mint nekem. Olvasd el, és egészítsd ki a megadott igék megfelelő alakjával.

A little known Christmas fact

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves 1_______________ sick, and the trainee elves 2_______________ the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus 3_______________ Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This 4_______________  Santa even more. When he 5_______________ to harness the reindeer, he 6_______________ that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and 7_______________ out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he 8_______________ to load the sleigh, one of the boards 9_______________ and the toy bag 10_______________ to the ground and 11_______________ the toys. So, frustrated, Santa 12_______________ into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he 13_______________ the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he 14_______________ the coffee pot and it 15_______________ into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He 16_______________ to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell 17_______________ and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He 18_______________ the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel 19_______________: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel 20_______________ to be on top of the Christmas tree.

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Quick one-liners #1

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Quick one-liners #2

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!